She was probably hitting on me.

Slut.

So, in the wise words of John Lock Jaw;
“YOU FUCKING FATASS YOU MAKE ME SICK
BUBBLE CUNT IN SPANDEX, YOUR ASS IS THIS BIG
FIRST YOU BROKE THE TREADMILL
THEN YOU BROKE THE BIKE
WITH JELLY ROLLS A FLAPPIN
AND A MULLET LIKE A DYKE

NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE YOU, SO DON’T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE
WAIT FOR RICHARD SIMMONS TO COME AND GET YOU OUT
WHEN BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR TO MAKE A WALL
IS THE ONLY WAY YOU LEAVE
WE’LL WATCH YOU TAKE YOUR FORKLIFT RIDE LIVE ON TV”

Just wanna say what up to all the underage girls.
0272568504
text me up
(no ugly bitches)

As soon as I had finished saying it I realised it was probably my worst idea in a while.

Luke Rockell

“We (our species) do not belong here (this world). How and why we came to be here was not our fault nor intentional. Regardless we spread across this world like a disease, like cancer over the body. Many times we have come close to invasion by foreign entities, but all plans have been bypassed for one reason. We will destroy ourselves. The belief that we will ultimately eradicate our own existence has kept us from suffering extermination at the hands of those who watch us.

We are riding a sinking ship.”

The world as we know it is coming to an end. Everyday society disintegrates more and more. This is obvious to anybody who reads the news paper or watches the news, terrorist attacks, war, rape, murder, virus outbreaks and natural disasters all plague our headlines.

But why are these events happening?

Some may argue that they happen exclusively and aren’t related to each other, however this theory fails to take into account the huge increase in not only the amount of these events but also the intensity of them when they occur, an easier way that to explain these phenomena is to apply an outside force causing these things to happen. The outside force, I believe, is a mysterious race of creatures from another dimension known simply as ‘Shadow People’.

It is a widely accepted fact within mainstream science circles, that there is a very high possibility of more dimensions than the three we inhabit (11 to be precise), but if these dimensions exist, who or what inhabits them? My belief is that the shadow people are a race similar to our own however they inhabit a dimension where there is no physical form, which is why they appear to us as shadows when they are in our dimension.

Many scientists believe that each dimension exists within another however as humans we are unable to view them to due to the way in which we perceive our current dimension and that each level of existence is made up by different vibrations. The shadow people live in a dimension above ours but they are able to travel down to the one we inhabit. Because the shadow people have no form they are able to travel freely between the dimensions that are separated by vibrations.

Seriously.

Here’s a cool picture of me.