Just Die

Fuck All Women

A girl poured yoghurt on me because she is fat and was forcing herself to go on a diet.

So, in the wise words of John Lock Jaw;
“YOU FUCKING FATASS YOU MAKE ME SICK
BUBBLE CUNT IN SPANDEX, YOUR ASS IS THIS BIG
FIRST YOU BROKE THE TREADMILL
THEN YOU BROKE THE BIKE
WITH JELLY ROLLS A FLAPPIN
AND A MULLET LIKE A DYKE

NO ONE NEEDS TO SEE YOU, SO DON’T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE
WAIT FOR RICHARD SIMMONS TO COME AND GET YOU OUT
WHEN BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR TO MAKE A WALL
IS THE ONLY WAY YOU LEAVE
WE’LL WATCH YOU TAKE YOUR FORKLIFT RIDE LIVE ON TV”

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